shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

(via orgasm)

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Girl you better count from 2 to 10 cause I am not the 1


(via bug08x)

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have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

(via holdthef-ckup)

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: nevecampbell, via sexual-acts-of-kindness)

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the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(via pizza)

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